me, last night, ingesting 3 pounds of chicken wings and a gallon of whiskey: this is awesome i will never die
me today: once again god has made me feel awful for no reason other than his sick pleasure
STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.
me when there is in fact a deadline
who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat:
KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY
*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!! KILL*
VIOLENCE RULES!
(via slutdge)
